It's about 55,000 times as heavy as a Human Brain
In other words, 71,000 kilograms is 52,600 times the weight of a Human Brain, and the weight of a Human Brain is 0.0000190 times that amount.(adult)
The average weight of an adult human brain is between 1.350 kilograms. In humans and primates, sight and vision utilize about 30 different parts of the brain which together account for about half of the brain's size.
It's about 70,000 times as heavy as a liter of Water
In other words, 71,000 kilograms is 70,998.01 times the weight of a liter of Water, and the weight of a liter of Water is 0.00001408490 times that amount.(fresh; 4° C / 39.2° F; maximum density)
Contrary to popular belief, 1 liter (0.0.264172052358148 gal) of water at 4° C / 39.2° F (its point of maximum density) weighs 1.000028 kg rather than 1 kg exactly. The total volume of water on the planet Earth is about 13,590,000,000,000,000,000 (13.59 quntillion) L (3,590,000,000,000,000,000 gallons).
It's about one-eighty-five-thousandth as heavy as The Great Pyramid of Giza
In other words, the weight of The Great Pyramid of Giza is 83,000 times 71,000 kilograms.(a.k.a. Pyramid of Khufu, a.k.a. Pyramid of Cheops) (Cairo, Egypt)
The Great Pyramid of Giza has an estimated mass of 5,900,000,000 kilograms. The 2,300,000 stones used in the construction of the pyramid weighed an average 2,300 kilograms and were quarried from distances of up to 805 km (500 mi) away.
It's about 100,000 times as heavy as a Basketball
In other words, 71,000 kilograms is 113,838.695380 times the weight of a Basketball, and the weight of a Basketball is 0.00000878435927840 times that amount.(NBA official ball standards, Size 7)
A regulation NBA basketball, manufactured by Spalding, is known as a Size 7 ball and weighs 0.623689508750 kilograms. These balls have 4,118 pebbles each with a diameter of 2.5 mm
It's about 150,000 times as heavy as a Football (Soccer)
In other words, the weight of a Football (Soccer) is 0.00000590 times 71,000 kilograms.(a.k.a. Soccer, a.k.a. Association Football) (FIFA Law 2 specification)
According to FIFA's Law of the Game number 2, a football must weigh between 0.410 kilograms and 0.450 kilograms. An artifact on display at the Smith Art Gallery in Museum in Stirling, Scotland is said to be the world's oldest football and is about one-third to one-half the size of a modern football.
It's about 150,000 times as heavy as a Football (American)
In other words, 71,000 kilograms is 172,720.77920140 times the weight of a Football (American), and the weight of a Football (American) is 0.0000057896913424290 times that amount.(a.k.a. "pigskin") (NFL standard)
Per National Football League official rules, an American football must weigh between 0.396893323750 kilograms and 0.4252428468750 kilograms. Because of NFL regulations, ceremonial considerations, and backup requirements, each NFL Superbowl requires the manufacture of 144 balls exclusively for the event.
It's about 200,000 times as heavy as a Can of Soup
In other words, the weight of a Can of Soup is 0.00000500 times 71,000 kilograms.(for Campbell''s Condensed Tomato Soup, 317.9 ml)
A can of Campbell''s Tomato Soup weighs 0.350 kilograms. Cans have been used to store soup and other foods since their invention in 1913, but a dedicated can opener was not developed until cans began to use thinner materials — prior to that time, cans were usually opened using various blunt instruments and tools.