It's about 9,500 times as heavy as a Football (American)
In other words, 8,800 pounds is 9,710.3448275860 times the weight of a Football (American), and the weight of a Football (American) is 0.0001029829545455 times that amount.(a.k.a. "pigskin") (NFL standard)
Per National Football League official rules, an American football must weigh between 0.8750 pounds and 0.93750 pounds. Because of NFL regulations, ceremonial considerations, and backup requirements, each NFL Superbowl requires the manufacture of 144 balls exclusively for the event.
It's about 10,000 times as heavy as a Can of Soup
In other words, 8,800 pounds is 11,000 times the weight of a Can of Soup, and the weight of a Can of Soup is 0.0000910 times that amount.(for Campbell''s Condensed Tomato Soup, 317.9 ml)
A can of Campbell''s Tomato Soup weighs 0.770 pounds. Cans have been used to store soup and other foods since their invention in 1913, but a dedicated can opener was not developed until cans began to use thinner materials — prior to that time, cans were usually opened using various blunt instruments and tools.
It's about 15,000 times as heavy as a Human Heart
It's about 20,000 times as heavy as a Hamster
In other words, the weight of a Hamster is 0.0000500 times 8,800 pounds.(for Syrian hamster, a.k.a. golden hamster, a.k.a. Mesocricetus auratus; adult)
An adult Syrian hamster has a typical weight of about 0.40 pounds. Known for transporting food in the pouches of their cheeks so that they can bury it later, some hamsters can store up to 60 pounds of food in their borrows.
It's about 25,000 times as heavy as a Billiard Ball
In other words, 8,800 pounds is 24,486.9565217390 times the weight of a Billiard Ball, and the weight of a Billiard Ball is 0.0000408380681818180 times that amount.(American-style, WPA specifications)
Per the World Pool-Billiard Association, a billiard ball weight must weigh between 0.343750 pounds and 0.3750 pounds. According to legend, the difficulty in obtaining elephant ivory for the manufacture of billiard balls in the 19th century inspired the search for a replacement material, which led to the development of the first industrial plastic.
It's about 25,000 times as heavy as a Puck (Hockey)
In other words, 8,800 pounds is 24,486.9565217390 times the weight of a Puck (Hockey), and the weight of a Puck (Hockey) is 0.0000408380681818180 times that amount.(Ice hockey)
A standard ice hockey puck weighs between 0.343750 pounds and 0.3750 pounds. Hockey pucks can be shot or passed at speeds of up to 160 kph (99 mph) during games.
It's about 25,000 times as heavy as a Baseball
In other words, 8,800 pounds is 27,473.1707317070 times the weight of a Baseball, and the weight of a Baseball is 0.0000363991477272730 times that amount.(MLB rules)
Per Major League Baseball rules, a baseball must weigh between 0.31250 pounds and 0.3281250 pounds. A major league pitcher can throw a baseball at up to 150 kph (91 mph) (with a fastball pitch), with record-setting pitches as fast as 171 kph (106 mph).