It's about 550,000 times as heavy as an Eye (Human)
It's about 700,000 times as heavy as a Quarter
In other words, 8,800 pounds is 704,000 times the weight of a Quarter, and the weight of a Quarter is 0.000001420 times that amount.(United States quarter-dollar coin) (a.k.a. Quarter dollar, a.k.a. America the Beautiful quarter, a.k.a. two bits)
The America the Beautiful series quarters, which began to enter circulation in 2017, weigh 0.0125 pounds each. In answer to the common riddle, there are 119 ridges around the edge of the coin in its current design.
It's about 800,000 times as heavy as a sheet of Paper
In other words, the weight of a sheet of Paper is 0.00000130 times 8,800 pounds.(for US Letter, a.k.a. ANSI A; 215.9mm by 279.4mm (8.5 in x 11 in); 20lb)
The weight of a ream (500 sheets) of 20 lb, 8.5 inch x 11 inch paper is 4.40 pounds, each sheet weighing 0.011 pounds. Paper of this size has a thickness of 0.004 caliper (0.1 mm).
It's about 950,000 times as heavy as a Die (Dice)
In other words, the weight of a Die (Dice) is 0.000001000 times 8,800 pounds.(for six-sided, 16 mm, rounded cube)
A die, of the size most commonly used in board games and casinos, typically weight 0.009 pounds. The use of dice and dice-like tools predates written history, with the oldest known examples belonging to a 5,000-year old backgammon set uncovered during an archaeological dig in modern-day Iran.
It's about 0.0000007 times as heavy as The Great Pyramid of Giza
In other words, 8,800 pounds is 0.000000680 times the weight of The Great Pyramid of Giza, and the weight of The Great Pyramid of Giza is 1,500,000 times that amount.(a.k.a. Pyramid of Khufu, a.k.a. Pyramid of Cheops) (Cairo, Egypt)
The Great Pyramid of Giza has an estimated mass of 13,000,000,000 pounds. The 2,300,000 stones used in the construction of the pyramid weighed an average 5,000 pounds and were quarried from distances of up to 805 km (500 mi) away.
It's about 1,500,000 times as heavy as a Penny
In other words, the weight of a Penny is 0.000000630 times 8,800 pounds.(United States) (formally one-cent coin) (Union shield design, 2010-present)
The weight of a United States penny is 0.0055 pounds. According to a 2010 report by the United States Mint, the cost of manufacturing and distributing a penny is $0.0179 — more than its face-value.
It's about 2,000,000 times as heavy as a Playing Card
In other words, 8,800 pounds is 2,200,000 times the weight of a Playing Card, and the weight of a Playing Card is 0.000000450 times that amount.(ISO 216 B8 size, 2.5" x 3.5")
A single ISO 216 B8-size playing card weighs 0.004 pounds. Although this size is the most common home playing card, many casinos use "bridge size" cards — 2,640 sq. mm (4.036 sq. in) smaller in area.