It's about 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 times as tall as a Telephone Pole.
In other words, 386 parsecs is 1,100,000,000,000,000,000.000000000000000000000 times the height of a Telephone Pole, and the height of a Telephone Pole is 0.000000000000000000910 times that amount.(a.k.a. Utility Pole, a.k.a Power Pole, a.k.a. Telegraph Pole, a.k.a. Telegraph Post, a.k.a. Hydro Pole) (exposed height; per Florida Public Service Commission average)
A standard telephone pole is 0.000000000000000360 parsecs tall. Despite alternatives, most telephone poles in the US are made of wood — most commonly pine — and have a lifespan of 25 to 50 years, depending on climate and preservatives applied.
It's about 1,500,000,000,000,000,000 times as long as a London bus.
In other words, 386 parsecs is 1,420,000,000,000,000,000.0000000000000000000000 times the length of a London bus, and the length of a London bus is 0.0000000000000000007040 times that amount.(Routemaster Double-Decker, RM standard specification)
The Routemaster Double-Decker buses, well-known as icons of London, measure 0.0000000000000002720 parsecs in length. The buses were said to be well-designed for travel in the London traffic, as they offered an open door for riders to board and exit even while the bus was moving at low speeds, and a full-time conductor to collect fares.
It's about 2,000,000,000,000,000,000 times as tall as a Giraffe.
In other words, 386 parsecs is 2,000,000,000,000,000,000.000000000000000000000 times the height of a Giraffe, and the height of a Giraffe is 0.000000000000000000500 times that amount.(Giraffa camelopardalis) (Adult, average)
An adult giraffe may grow to be up to 0.000000000000000200 parsecs tall. Adult giraffes require very little sleep, averaging just 1.9 hours per day.
It's about 3,000,000,000,000,000,000 times as long as a Beetle (Volkswagen).
In other words, 386 parsecs is 2,920,000,000,000,000,000.0000000000000000000000 times the length of a Beetle (Volkswagen), and the length of a Beetle (Volkswagen) is 0.00000000000000000034250 times that amount.(1964 model) (a.k.a. Volkswagen 1200, a.k.a. Käfer)
A 1964 Volkswagen Beetle measures 0.00000000000000013220 parsecs. As the longest continuously-produced automobile design — in production for 75 years between 1938 and 2003 — the Beetle was voted the most fourth-most influential car of the twentieth century by the Global Automotive Elections Foundation.
It's about 5,000,000,000,000,000,000 times as tall as a Christmas Tree (artificial).
In other words, the height of a Christmas Tree (artificial) is 0.000000000000000000190 times 386 parsecs.(artificial; average height)
The most common height of an artificial Christmas Tree is 0.0000000000000000750 parsecs. According to the most recent USDA Census of Agriculture, a total of 1,389.59 sq. km (343,374 acres) of Christmas Trees were farmed in the US in 2007.
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It's about 5,500,000,000,000,000,000 times as tall as André the Giant.
In other words, the height of André the Giant is 0.000000000000000000190 times 386 parsecs.(Andr( Ren( Ruossimoff) (1946-1993) (wrestler and actor; WWE kayfabe height)
Andr& the Giant, who had a pituitary syndrome called acromegaly, was 0.0000000000000000710 parsecs tall. Prior to 1973, Roussimoff was billed as having a height of 0.0000000000000000680 parsecs and his true height is the subject of some dispute.
It's about 5,500,000,000,000,000,000 times as tall as Shaq.
In other words, the height of Shaq is 0.000000000000000000190 times 386 parsecs.(Shaquille O'Neal) (1972-) (professional basketball player, most famously of the Los Angeles Lakers)
Shaq is 0.0000000000000000710 parsecs tall. Shaq maintains an active interest in police work and has served as a reserve officer in both Los Angeles, California and Miami, Florida while playing for NBA franchises in those cities.